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Posted: April.04.07 at 1:37pm \| IP Logged

How many techs does it take to change a light bulb?

5, one to change it, and 4 to say how they would have done it.

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Posted: April.04.07 at 3:43pm \| IP Logged

How do you tell if the stage is level?

The viola players have equal amounts of drool down both sides of their
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How do you make an oboeist play A flat?

You take the batteries out of their tuner.

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Posted: June.12.09 at 6:11am \| IP Logged

How many techs for a light bulb?
Sorry, Dr. Dan, it is five, but it's one to install, and four to fill out the environmental impact forms.

Edited by bassbrass on June.12.09 at 6:12am

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Posted: June.12.09 at 6:13am \| IP Logged

Q: What did the professional tuba player say on his big gig?
A: "Do you want fries with that?"

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What's the difference between a saxophone and a lawn mower?

Vibrato

What's the range of a tuba?

Twenty yards, if you've got a good arm.

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